Okay so, no offense, but since my birthday is next Monday, I’m going to tell you guys this.

If any of you all come saying to me such as "I forgot your birthday" or "I’m sorry I didn’t wish you a happy birthday" just like you did last time, I will actually cry in the corner.

And once again, I don't want ANY of you forgetting that TIMEZONES EXIST, and I live in NORTHERN VIRGINIA, where they have the Eastern timezone as long as humanly possible.

I’m really sorry if this is offensive or anything, but I just wanted to let you guys know, that’s all.